You have nothing to fear from this baby


The baby belongs to my friends Isaac and Kara; the shirt was made by our mutual friends Lynda and Ryan Day, who print my T-shirts and buttons. We are currently working on a system that would make such reassuring baby clothing (and other items) available to you. I’ll let you know as things develop.

In other news, my new book is coming along nicely. I reached a point last week where I thought “I really need to talk to a lawyer who’s worked for years in the skin care industry,” and then I remembered that a friend of mine is a lawyer who’s worked for years in the skin care industry, so I called him up and we extrapolated zany ideas over lunch. I learned, among other things, that my definition of “battery” was incomplete. Now I know.

4 Responses to “You have nothing to fear from this baby”

  1. Sean - Texas says:

    Just so’s you know, I’m a lawyer who works for a federal judge and I am ready and willing to be a sounding board with whatever you need.

  2. Fiona says:

    Do they come in pink?

  3. Arlene says:

    Your tantalizing bits of information are killing me.

    Not literally, in case you were worried.

  4. John Brown says:

    I saw that picture and immediately said, “Isaac!” before I even read the text. He IS a serial killer…

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