Shirts Are Now Available

Put the world at ease with an official “I Am Not a Serial Killer” T-shirt! I’m kind of new at this, so until we until decide on a better/final option, I’m just doing this easy-style with a PayPal button. The price is a cheap $15, plus $5 for shipping; if I end up getting reamed on exorbitant international shipping fees, that will change. The other option is to save on shipping by buying one in person, (at World Fantasy, for example) though I’m not guaranteed to have the size you want on hand when you see me. I’ll be creating a specific “buy stuff” page in the near future with attractive and/or scary photos of real human beings wearing the shirts, but for now you get to look at me again. Sorry.

SK shirt

It’s the perfect gift for you and everyone you know. If you don’t have one, people will wonder.

EDIT: We’ve moved all our shirt purchases to a different system. This old, archived post is, unsurprisingly, no longer active.

13 Responses to “Shirts Are Now Available”

  1. ty.pitre says:

    Sweet. Bought one.

  2. laura says:

    These are so cool. I have just order one and can’t wait till it arrives.

  3. Callisto says:

    Hooray! I’m going to talk my sister into buying one for me since she missed my birthday this year.

  4. Callisto says:

    By the way, could you provide sizing information?

  5. admin says:

    What kind of sizing information are you looking for? The available sizes and genders are listed in the dropdown menu; beyond that I’m not sure what you need to know.

  6. Callisto says:

    I mean measurements. Sizes like “medium” and “small” are so variable that it’s safer to just go by size charts when shopping online. If you don’t know that information, maybe if you could provide the brand of the shirts I could go to the manufacturer’s website and look it up.

  7. Eve says:

    YES! Just ordered one. This is spectacularly perfect — hope it gets here before Halloween.

  8. Lynda Day says:

    They are Gildan shirts.
    width length
    Small 18 28

  9. Lynda Day says:

    Small 18w 28L
    Medium 20w 29L
    Large 22w 30L
    X-Large 24w 31w
    2X-Large 26w 32w

    Small 16w 23.5L
    Medium 17w 24.5L
    Large 18w 25L
    X-Large 19w 25.5L

  10. Callisto says:

    Many thanks, Lynda.

  11. Arlene says:

    I’m purchasing one as soon as I have an extra twenty. :)

  12. Arlene says:

    I just wanted you to know that I’m doing my part on the “tell people about Dan Wells” front. Two more of my friends are reading IANASK and LOVING it. No shock there.

  13. Jake says:

    Just got my t-shirt in the mail. It rocks.

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