Put the world at ease with an official “I Am Not a Serial Killer” T-shirt! I’m kind of new at this, so until we until decide on a better/final option, I’m just doing this easy-style with a PayPal button. The price is a cheap $15, plus $5 for shipping; if I end up getting reamed on exorbitant international shipping fees, that will change. The other option is to save on shipping by buying one in person, (at World Fantasy, for example) though I’m not guaranteed to have the size you want on hand when you see me. I’ll be creating a specific “buy stuff” page in the near future with attractive and/or scary photos of real human beings wearing the shirts, but for now you get to look at me again. Sorry.
It’s the perfect gift for you and everyone you know. If you don’t have one, people will wonder.
EDIT: We’ve moved all our shirt purchases to a different system. This old, archived post is, unsurprisingly, no longer active.