Put the world at ease with an official “I Am Not a Serial Killer” T-shirt! I’m kind of new at this, so until we until decide on a better/final option, I’m just doing this easy-style with a PayPal button. The price is a cheap $15, plus $5 for shipping; if I end up getting reamed on exorbitant international shipping fees, that will change. The other option is to save on shipping by buying one in person, (at World Fantasy, for example) though I’m not guaranteed to have the size you want on hand when you see me. I’ll be creating a specific “buy stuff” page in the near future with attractive and/or scary photos of real human beings wearing the shirts, but for now you get to look at me again. Sorry.

It’s the perfect gift for you and everyone you know. If you don’t have one, people will wonder.
EDIT: We’ve moved all our shirt purchases to a different system. This old, archived post is, unsurprisingly, no longer active.


Sweet. Bought one.
These are so cool. I have just order one and can’t wait till it arrives.
Hooray! I’m going to talk my sister into buying one for me since she missed my birthday this year.
By the way, could you provide sizing information?
What kind of sizing information are you looking for? The available sizes and genders are listed in the dropdown menu; beyond that I’m not sure what you need to know.
I mean measurements. Sizes like “medium” and “small” are so variable that it’s safer to just go by size charts when shopping online. If you don’t know that information, maybe if you could provide the brand of the shirts I could go to the manufacturer’s website and look it up.
YES! Just ordered one. This is spectacularly perfect — hope it gets here before Halloween.
They are Gildan shirts.
width length
Small 18 28
Med
Mens
Small 18w 28L
Medium 20w 29L
Large 22w 30L
X-Large 24w 31w
2X-Large 26w 32w
Womens
Small 16w 23.5L
Medium 17w 24.5L
Large 18w 25L
X-Large 19w 25.5L
Many thanks, Lynda.
I’m purchasing one as soon as I have an extra twenty.
I just wanted you to know that I’m doing my part on the “tell people about Dan Wells” front. Two more of my friends are reading IANASK and LOVING it. No shock there.
Just got my t-shirt in the mail. It rocks.